Roasting David (Tennant)

David Tennant to offer bonus to Absolute bed auction!

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:34:08 +0100

Besides auctioning off his bed to charity, David Tennant has also said he will throw in a private demonstration of his secret foreplay ritual.

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All humour aside: if you live in the UK, please, if you can, consider giving generously to Children In Need this time around. http://www.bbc.co.uk/pudsey/

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David Tennant says he needs protection from over-enthusiastic fans

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:54:04 +0100

"See? This is why I have to have a body guard! I told a fan-girl that I didn't have time to sign any autographs. She was so upset, she super-glued my face to the floor."

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David Tennant not able to meet his social obligations?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:03:07 +0100

"Before I left the show, I wanted to invite some of my mates from Dr Who over to my flat, to try my special stew. But, I didn't have the thyme."

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Russel T. Davies accurate prediction about David Tennant

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:48:48 +0100

Mr. Davies predicts that fan girls will Google for information on Tennant's armpits. David Tennant thought that was silly...until a fan later asked for a photo of his arm pit.

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David Tennant: larger than life?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:13:05 +0100

David Tennant erroneously labours under the illusion that plaid will enlarge his masculine virility. Says Tennant, "I'm a Scot, plaid is our answer to Viagra."

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David Tennant's not-so-secret fetish

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:16:59 +0100

Here, we see the expression on Fred Lardbottome's face, after David Tennant once again propositions a plumber, all to satisfy his kinky bum crack fetish.

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David Tennant finds his celebrity status quite boring

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:08:21 +0100

As we can see from the photo, David Tennant was very blasé in regards to the news that he'd be seated between Madonna and Posh.

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David Tennant: Not your typical star!

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:38:26 +0100

Actor David Tennant proves that he's not your typical A-list celebrity, as he walks down the red carpet while counting to five at the same time.

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Hullo all

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:46:28 +0100

Well, here I am in my new digs, pretty much settled in after a week of trying to shift furniture, getting things up and running, sorting boxes, getting acquainted with my new neighbourhood, and all that palaver that goes along with moving to a new flat in a new city...and dealing with a bout of bronchitis all the while.

Anyway, the cable guy just departed--(nice bum, btw), and after a slight issue with my monitor (which didn't take well to being moved, apparently), I'm feeling better, I'm back online, and will hopefully be back to the old taking the mickey out of DT fandom, sometime this week..perhaps even tomorrow.

Cheers, playwrite27

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k9

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:48:27 +0100

fed up with k9 disobeying him david took him to dog obedience classes

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David Tennant narrowly escapes being sectioned!

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:55:51 +0200

Recently, actor David Tennant was threatened with being sectioned, after trying to turn the airport baggage check-in queue, into an impromptu conga line.

Tennant also allegedly abruptly began slapping his bottom, while bursting into song, singing: "Eyyy--Macarena, Give your body pleasure, Macarena, eyyyy--Macarena!"

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SEE YOU IN ABOUT A WEEK, EVERYONE, CHEERS!

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Conservative Americans send David Tennant a Special Message

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:51:48 +0200

"This fortune cookie those republicans gave me, really gets right to the point. It says: "We think you're gay. Start wearing something more butch."

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David Tennant embraces Matt Smith fans!

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:49:47 +0200

"OK, the queue for Matt Smith fans is back by the loos, the David Tennant fans can form up right here in front of David."

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David Tennant is very obliging to his fans!

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:39:33 +0200

"Ladies, I give you what you all really came here for: a peek David's manly belly hair!"

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PS (As of sometime tomorrow, I will be off-line for roughly a week. See you in November!--playwrite27)

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David Tennant: Boy Scout?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:37:55 +0200

Like a Boy Scout, David Tennant likes to be always prepared...in this case, he is ready to whip it out, when some fan wants to know if his nick-name is actualy true.

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David Tennant has regrets over attending charity event

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:01:40 +0200

"Damn! I KNEW I shouldn't have voluteered as cheese tasting judge for that charity fund raiser last night...I wonder if I can trade in my bottle of water for some prune juice?"

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David Tennant interrupts important Q & A session!

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:03:49 +0200

"PAUSE FOR A FART!!!"

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Overly enthusiastic fan proposes to David Tennant

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:40:02 +0200

"I don't care how many drawings you send me, of you and me doing something very rude in the Tardis, I'm NOT marrying you!"

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He needs no introduction ladies and gentlemen...the Doctor!!!

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:45:30 +0200

He coudn't resist it - his favourite show!!

Apologies to non-UK visitors who have no idea what Top Gear is - sorry!!!

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David Tennant working for Asda?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:37:20 +0200

"Ever since I left Dr Who my popularity has waned considerably. The other day while I was shopping in Asda, someone came up to me, and asked me to check the price of a pair of socks."

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David Tennant: Whovian

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:23:05 +0200

David whispers: "I can list every episode that a quarry was used. Trust me, it doesn't matter the angle, fans KNOW."--Bree (visitor)

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Exclusive! David Tennant's Ego Got Carried Away

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:54:26 +0200

It can now be revealed that after being selected as the 10th Doctor, David Tennant's ego became so inflated, that his co-star's were required to carry him around the set, and producers had to fan the actor with ostrich feathers, while the director's buxom female assistant fed him grapes.

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David Tennant's phone bill just went up!

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:03:04 +0200

Overheard on the Doctor Who set one day....

"Sorry Freema, but do you mind? This is a private conversation...

...hello? Is this Adult Delights? May I speak to Sadie Stripteaser please?"

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David Tennant says he's not an egotistical bloke

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 06:38:52 +0200

"My agent always helps me keep my ego in check. When I made a public appearence recently, the girls in the crowd were shouting, 'We want David! We want David!' So, my agent leans over and says to me, 'David, go and see what they want.'

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David Tennant feeling recession pinch?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:49:01 +0200

"To cut down on costs, since I'm unemployed now, I've gone to using deodorant only on my left armpit on days beginning with a "T."."

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David Tennant auditions for play

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:26:10 +0200

"I recently auditioned for a part in a play, which would require me to do some yoga. The director asked, 'How flexible are you?' I told him I was available every day but Monday."

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David Tennant's last day on Dr Who

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:07:45 +0200

Doctor Who producers surprised David Tennant on his last day of filming, by installing a naughty peep show inside the Tardis prop..

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David Tennant is caught in the act!

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:22:39 +0200

David Tennant wasn't aware the shop's security camera had caught him red-handed, playing with one of their sex toys.

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Heallth & Safety Cautions David Tennant

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:29:59 +0200

Health and Safey officials have cautioned David Tennant against filming in Antarctica, because they fear he will become invisible in the snow.

Roasting David (Tennant)

David Tennant to offer bonus to Absolute bed auction!

David Tennant says he needs protection from over-enthusiastic fans

David Tennant not able to meet his social obligations?

Russel T. Davies accurate prediction about David Tennant

David Tennant: larger than life?

David Tennant's not-so-secret fetish

David Tennant finds his celebrity status quite boring

David Tennant: Not your typical star!

Hullo all

k9

David Tennant narrowly escapes being sectioned!

Conservative Americans send David Tennant a Special Message

David Tennant embraces Matt Smith fans!

David Tennant is very obliging to his fans!

David Tennant: Boy Scout?

David Tennant has regrets over attending charity event

David Tennant interrupts important Q & A session!

Overly enthusiastic fan proposes to David Tennant

He needs no introduction ladies and gentlemen...the Doctor!!!

David Tennant working for Asda?

David Tennant: Whovian

Exclusive! David Tennant's Ego Got Carried Away

David Tennant's phone bill just went up!

David Tennant says he's not an egotistical bloke

David Tennant feeling recession pinch?

David Tennant auditions for play

David Tennant's last day on Dr Who

David Tennant is caught in the act!

Heallth & Safety Cautions David Tennant

David Tennant plans a Top Gear Re-match