David Tennant erroneously labours under the illusion that plaid will enlarge his masculine virility. Says Tennant, "I'm a Scot, plaid is our answer to Viagra."
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David Tennant erroneously labours under the illusion that plaid will enlarge his masculine virility. Says Tennant, "I'm a Scot, plaid is our answer to Viagra."
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Here, we see the expression on Fred Lardbottome's face, after David Tennant once again propositions a plumber, all to satisfy his kinky bum crack fetish.
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As we can see from the photo, David Tennant was very blasé in regards to the news that he'd be seated between Madonna and Posh.
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Actor David Tennant proves that he's not your typical A-list celebrity, as he walks down the red carpet while counting to five at the same time.
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fed up with k9 disobeying him david took him to dog obedience classes
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Recently, actor David Tennant was threatened with being sectioned, after trying to turn the airport baggage check-in queue, into an impromptu conga line.
Tennant also allegedly abruptly began slapping his bottom, while bursting into song, singing: "Eyyy--Macarena, Give your body pleasure, Macarena, eyyyy--Macarena!"
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SEE YOU IN ABOUT A WEEK, EVERYONE, CHEERS!
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"This fortune cookie those republicans gave me, really gets right to the point. It says: "We think you're gay. Start wearing something more butch."
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"OK, the queue for Matt Smith fans is back by the loos, the David Tennant fans can form up right here in front of David."
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"Ladies, I give you what you all really came here for: a peek David's manly belly hair!"
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PS (As of sometime tomorrow, I will be off-line for roughly a week. See you in November!--playwrite27)
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Like a Boy Scout, David Tennant likes to be always prepared...in this case, he is ready to whip it out, when some fan wants to know if his nick-name is actualy true.
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"Damn! I KNEW I shouldn't have voluteered as cheese tasting judge for that charity fund raiser last night...I wonder if I can trade in my bottle of water for some prune juice?"
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"PAUSE FOR A FART!!!"
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"I don't care how many drawings you send me, of you and me doing something very rude in the Tardis, I'm NOT marrying you!"
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Apologies to non-UK visitors who have no idea what Top Gear is - sorry!!!
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"Ever since I left Dr Who my popularity has waned considerably. The other day while I was shopping in Asda, someone came up to me, and asked me to check the price of a pair of socks."
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David whispers: "I can list every episode that a quarry was used. Trust me, it doesn't matter the angle, fans KNOW."--Bree (visitor)
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It can now be revealed that after being selected as the 10th Doctor, David Tennant's ego became so inflated, that his co-star's were required to carry him around the set, and producers had to fan the actor with ostrich feathers, while the director's buxom female assistant fed him grapes.
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Overheard on the Doctor Who set one day....
"Sorry Freema, but do you mind? This is a private conversation...
...hello? Is this Adult Delights? May I speak to Sadie Stripteaser please?"
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"My agent always helps me keep my ego in check. When I made a public appearence recently, the girls in the crowd were shouting, 'We want David! We want David!' So, my agent leans over and says to me, 'David, go and see what they want.'
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"To cut down on costs, since I'm unemployed now, I've gone to using deodorant only on my left armpit on days beginning with a "T."."
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"I recently auditioned for a part in a play, which would require me to do some yoga. The director asked, 'How flexible are you?' I told him I was available every day but Monday."
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Doctor Who producers surprised David Tennant on his last day of filming, by installing a naughty peep show inside the Tardis prop..
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David Tennant wasn't aware the shop's security camera had caught him red-handed, playing with one of their sex toys.
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Health and Safey officials have cautioned David Tennant against filming in Antarctica, because they fear he will become invisible in the snow.
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"...and please don't let Billie beat my time again."
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"AHHHH! Fan-girls! I'll make my escape in the hottiemobile!"
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"Well...I am naked--(ahem)--under my clothes."
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"I'd been hard at it, and thought I'd take a short break from acting. When I told my agent I wanted a little space--my agent locked me in the wardrobe."
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"Which way to the National Pole Dancing Tournement?"
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