Recent posts - Roasting David (Tennant)

David Tennant to offer bonus to Absolute bed auction! From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (18 hours old)

Besides auctioning off his bed to charity, David Tennant has also said he will throw in a private demonstration of his secret foreplay ritual. __________________________________________________… more

David Tennant says he needs protection from over-enthusiastic fans From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (2 days old)

"See? This is why I have to have a body guard! I told a fan-girl that I didn't have time to sign any autographs. She was so upset, she super-glued my face to the floor."… more

David Tennant not able to meet his social obligations? From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (3 days old)

"Before I left the show, I wanted to invite some of my mates from Dr Who over to my flat, to try my special stew. But, I didn't have the thyme."… more

Russel T. Davies accurate prediction about David Tennant From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (4 days old)

Mr. Davies predicts that fan girls will Google for information on Tennant's armpits. David Tennant thought that was silly...until a fan later asked for a photo of his arm pit. … more

David Tennant: larger than life? From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (6 days old)

David Tennant erroneously labours under the illusion that plaid will enlarge his masculine virility. Says Tennant, "I'm a Scot, plaid is our answer to Viagra." … more

David Tennant's not-so-secret fetish From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (6 days old)

Here, we see the expression on Fred Lardbottome's face, after David Tennant once again propositions a plumber, all to satisfy his kinky bum crack fetish. … more

David Tennant finds his celebrity status quite boring From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (8 days old)

As we can see from the photo, David Tennant was very blasé in regards to the news that he'd be seated between Madonna and Posh. … more

David Tennant: Not your typical star! From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (9 days old)

Actor David Tennant proves that he's not your typical A-list celebrity, as he walks down the red carpet while counting to five at the same time. ___________________________________________… more

Hullo all From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (10 days old)

Well, here I am in my new digs, pretty much settled in after a week of trying to shift furniture, getting things up and running, sorting boxes, getting acquainted with my new neighbourhood, and all th… more

k9 From anyak in Roasting David (Tennant) (12 days old)

fed up with k9 disobeying him david took him to dog obedience classes… more

David Tennant narrowly escapes being sectioned! From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (20 days old)

Recently, actor David Tennant was threatened with being sectioned, after trying to turn the airport baggage check-in queue, into an impromptu conga line. Tennant also allegedly abruptly began … more

Conservative Americans send David Tennant a Special Message From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (20 days old)

"This fortune cookie those republicans gave me, really gets right to the point. It says: "We think you're gay. Start wearing something more butch." … more

David Tennant embraces Matt Smith fans! From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (20 days old)

"OK, the queue for Matt Smith fans is back by the loos, the David Tennant fans can form up right here in front of David." … more

David Tennant is very obliging to his fans! From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (21 days old)

"Ladies, I give you what you all really came here for: a peek David's manly belly hair!" **************************************************************************************** PS (As of … more

David Tennant: Boy Scout? From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (21 days old)

Like a Boy Scout, David Tennant likes to be always prepared...in this case, he is ready to whip it out, when some fan wants to know if his nick-name is actualy true.… more

David Tennant has regrets over attending charity event From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (21 days old)

"Damn! I KNEW I shouldn't have voluteered as cheese tasting judge for that charity fund raiser last night...I wonder if I can trade in my bottle of water for some prune juice?" … more

David Tennant interrupts important Q & A session! From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (22 days old)

"PAUSE FOR A FART!!!" … more

Overly enthusiastic fan proposes to David Tennant From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (22 days old)

"I don't care how many drawings you send me, of you and me doing something very rude in the Tardis, I'm NOT marrying you!"… more

He needs no introduction ladies and gentlemen...the Doctor!!! From GilraenH ^{^Pro} in Roasting David (Tennant) (23 days old)

He coudn't resist it - his favourite show!! Apologies to non-UK visitors who have no idea what Top Gear is - sorry!!!… more

David Tennant working for Asda? From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (24 days old)

"Ever since I left Dr Who my popularity has waned considerably. The other day while I was shopping in Asda, someone came up to me, and asked me to check the price of a pair of socks."… more

David Tennant: Whovian From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (27 days old)

David whispers: "I can list every episode that a quarry was used. Trust me, it doesn't matter the angle, fans KNOW."--Bree (visitor) … more

Exclusive! David Tennant's Ego Got Carried Away From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (28 days old)

It can now be revealed that after being selected as the 10th Doctor, David Tennant's ego became so inflated, that his co-star's were required to carry him around the set, and producers had to fan … more

David Tennant's phone bill just went up! From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (29 days old)

Overheard on the Doctor Who set one day.... "Sorry Freema, but do you mind? This is a private conversation... ...hello? Is this Adult Delights? May I speak to Sadie Stripteaser please?"… more

David Tennant says he's not an egotistical bloke From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (30 days old)

"My agent always helps me keep my ego in check. When I made a public appearence recently, the girls in the crowd were shouting, 'We want David! We want David!' So, my agent leans over and says to … more

David Tennant feeling recession pinch? From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (31 days old)

"To cut down on costs, since I'm unemployed now, I've gone to using deodorant only on my left armpit on days beginning with a "T."."… more

David Tennant auditions for play From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (32 days old)

"I recently auditioned for a part in a play, which would require me to do some yoga. The director asked, 'How flexible are you?' I told him I was available every day but Monday."… more

David Tennant's last day on Dr Who From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (33 days old)

Doctor Who producers surprised David Tennant on his last day of filming, by installing a naughty peep show inside the Tardis prop.. … more

David Tennant is caught in the act! From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (34 days old)

David Tennant wasn't aware the shop's security camera had caught him red-handed, playing with one of their sex toys.… more

Heallth & Safety Cautions David Tennant From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (35 days old)

Health and Safey officials have cautioned David Tennant against filming in Antarctica, because they fear he will become invisible in the snow. … more

David Tennant plans a Top Gear Re-match From playwrite27 in Roasting David (Tennant) (36 days old)

"...and please don't let Billie beat my time again."… more