Roasting David (Tennant)

David Tennant has been signed on to present a new reality programme, to be broadcast from some really boring rural location in upstate New York.

The new show is the brainchild of the producers who brought us such hits as, "Amatuer Proctologists Gone Wild," and "Puking with the Stars."

"Pssst--! Russell! George W. Bush is in the audience. Quick, loan me your boot!"

After seeing the tie he'd put on, David Tennant realized that maybe he shouldn't have tried that funny-tasting mushroom omelet during that brunch at Ozzy's mansion.

"Being that I am a serious actor, I'm a man of many faces. This is my, 'Damn, I've run out of beer, and all I have left is a can of Tizer,' face."

Awwww--but...but, Russell promised me we could use his fluffy leopard-skin handcuffs...and when did they cut the pole dancing sequence?

"Erm--sorry, this is embarrassing, but I think my hand is stuck to my super-hold hair spray. Do you mind doing the scene again?"

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It is rumoured that actor David Tennant will be receiving an undisclosed sum from Absolute radio, after he threatened to remove his trainers while in the studio, unless he was paid more money for his appearences. DJ Christian O'Connell also is said to have gotten compensation from the station, for hazardous work conditions.

Besides auctioning off his bed to charity, David Tennant has also said he will throw in a private demonstration of his secret foreplay ritual.

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"See? This is why I have to have a body guard! I told a fan-girl that I didn't have time to sign any autographs. She was so upset, she super-glued my face to the floor."

"Before I left the show, I wanted to invite some of my mates from Dr Who over to my flat, to try my special stew. But, I didn't have the thyme."

Mr. Davies predicts that fan girls will Google for information on Tennant's armpits. David Tennant thought that was silly...until a fan later asked for a photo of his arm pit.

David Tennant erroneously labours under the illusion that plaid will enlarge his masculine virility. Says Tennant, "I'm a Scot, plaid is our answer to Viagra."

Here, we see the expression on Fred Lardbottome's face, after David Tennant once again propositions a plumber, all to satisfy his kinky bum crack fetish.

As we can see from the photo, David Tennant was very blasé in regards to the news that he'd be seated between Madonna and Posh.

Actor David Tennant proves that he's not your typical A-list celebrity, as he walks down the red carpet while counting to five at the same time.

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Well, here I am in my new digs, pretty much settled in after a week of trying to shift furniture, getting things up and running, sorting boxes, getting acquainted with my new neighbourhood, and all that palaver that goes along with moving to a new flat in a new city...and dealing with a bout of bronchitis all the while.

Anyway, the cable guy just departed--(nice bum, btw), and after a slight issue with my monitor (which didn't take well to being moved, apparently), I'm feeling better, I'm back online, and will hopefully be back to the old taking the mickey out of DT fandom, sometime this week..perhaps even tomorrow.

Cheers, playwrite27