Roasting David (Tennant)

"I am kind of a vegetarian, yes. I prefer fermented hops and malted barley, I drink those for lunch every day."

"Russell, last week I went to the video rental shop, and asked a member of their staff, 'Can I take out Batman?' The bloke gave me a look, and said: 'I didn't think he was your type.'"

"My girlfriend is away on holiday, so I hired a temp to fill in for her."

"Alas, poor Yorick....he got stuck in a 40 mile tailback on the M-5, and this was how they found him."

"No, I've never had the desire to use drugs--I find I get the same effect, listening to Boris Johnson."

"I really didn't start using rude language, until I tried to find a parking space at Asda on a Saturday morning."

To dispel rumours that he's gay, David Tennant asks his lady friend if she'd like be dragged back to his place, to see his cave drawings..

David Tennant this weekend, admitted that he secretly longs to tell BBC plumber Larry "Bubba" McSmoot, how enchanting he finds the man's bum crack.

"I have only this to say: Hisss---! Somebody get the fire brigade!"

"No, I wasn't oggling that fan-girl's chest. I was reading her tee shirt. It said, 'Objects Larger Then They Appear,' and I had merely been curious to see if that were actually true..."

"Smiling is my second-favourite thing to do with my lips."

"Really, I'm just your average bloke. I knock back a few pints, watch the footie and say rude words--boys will be boys, after all....well, except when I'm a woman."

"I took the blokes out for a ten course dinner last night; a donar kebab and nine pints of ale".

Here we see a photo of actor David Tennant showing off a new line of special David Tennant Brand Calvin Klines to his fans. The actor was originally supposed to walk about trouserless, but health and safety officials axed that idea, for fear of causing fan-girls to faint, en masse.

Tennant will be showing off the turquoise blue pants--each of which has the actor's likeness embossed on the crotch, to his male fans all across England, before hopping on the Forth Plinth in Trafagar Square, to model Calvin Kline's new male panty hose line to the public.

Here we see actor David Tennant, indulging in his kinky fat man fetish, with a quick game of Bottoms Up, much to the consternation of the squeeing fan-girls..

"I visited a friend's racing stable the other day. He asked me if I knew what they called a horse that was more than six month's old, I said, "Seven months old?"

At a recent news conference, David Tennant stated that leaving Doctor Who was his own decision, that he was a grown man, and no one tells him what to do...a moment later, Russel T. Davies scolded Tennant for chewing gum while talking, and made him spit it out.

"Yes, you did see me walk into the hotel bar yesterday...and I still have the bruises to prove it."