Roasting David (Tennant)

"Oh yes, I loved my long coat in Doctor Who. You know, it was especially helpful, because as an actor, one of my most important jobs is to bare all, and expose myself to the audience."

When David Tennant was asked why he's always hanging around fat guys, he replied that it was a lot easier for him to hide from the fan-girls, that way...and, it satisfies his fat man fetish, at the same time.

"....Oh, you're supposed to be Peter Pan, and not Dionysus. Wow, this orgy's even kinkier than I first thought. Cool."

"What am I doing under this table? Erm--"

Nancy G (playwrite27) just giving you a heads up that there'll be no captions from me for a while, due to health reasons. I'll be back online as soon as I can.

In the meantime, my group members are more than welcome to hold the fort, with captions of their own. Cheers.

"Jeez--when I said I'd do anything for those Proclaimer's concert tickets, I didn't think I'd be taken so literally."

The outgoing Doctor Who team give fans a taste of their next big venture, a retro-themed musical film called, "Doctor Who Disco a-go-go." This will be followed up by two sequels: "Gidget Meets the Daleks" and "Beach Party on Planet Zog."

Mssr's. Tennant and Davies look on with delight, as John Barrowman sings the hit country-western tune, 'Ya'll Put Skidmarks In The Boxers Of My Love,' while simutainiously performing an impromptu strip tease with an anorak dressed as Darth Vader.

"I'm not signing any more bloomin' autographs! I'm going to the bar to get blootered, watch the baseball game, check out the babes and shake my pale Scottish bootie. Cheers!"

"Owww--I think my lucky Star Wars thong may have shrunk a wee bit in the wash.."

"Hmmm--I wonder what Madonna's wearing right now?"

"I am also here to announce that I've been chosen by PBS in America, to narriate a new television documentary. It's called, "Gravity Schmavity: pensioners with boob jobs."

"The Americans say that I'm a 'breath of fresh air.' Obviously, they've never smelled one of my backstage farts."

"Mmmmmm--I really like flapjacks."

"To hell with promoting Doctor Who. I really came here for the hot beach babes and a chance to visit Disneyland."

"Look! I won the charity raffle! Hollywood is fantastic. In Britain, all you get is a set of tea towels and Alan Carr."

"Psst--er, that's no lady, Russell, I think that's Weird Al Yankovic."

"Oh, er, this is the ladies, changing room? Erm--ahem, well...might I say, that you look very handsome in that uniform, constable."

Actor David Tennant is caught out during an interview, when asked if the rumour was true, that he was so busy playing with the sonic screwdriver at his Dr Who farewell party, that he forgot to get his date drunk and have his way with her.

"Does David Tennant make me look fat?"

"...so then I said to Barrowman, "That's not ma' bagpipe and some haggis, John..."

"Would I do what with a vat of sponge pudding, some lacy pants and a turkey baster?

Erm--well, if a script called for it, and the girl was fairly easy on the eyes...."