Roasting David (Tennant)

"I don't like to kiss and tell, but one girl I went with, was a bit like my mobile. She liked it when I held her and talked to her, but when I pushed the wrong buttons, we got disconnected."

"Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have had that bean and cheese burrito from Taco Bell. Russell, pull my finger!"

When queried about his nickname, David Tennant finally reveals the truth behind the erm--"legend."

"When someone told me that this hotel was staffed by illegal aliens, they weren't having me on!"

"Oh, it's quite simple, really. Just turn on a lamp, un-screw the light bulb, wet your right index finger, and stick it in the socket. Then, when you re-gain consciousness, apply a little Tesco's hair gel."

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Health and safety notice: Don't be daft and do this, yeah?

David Tennant is seen here, appearing with his co-star, Weirs Thebeer, in a publicity still for the new film, "Harry Baack and the Pitcher of Brewski."

Tennant will play the unscrupulous taxman Farty Squat, out to tax all the beer in the land, while Thebeer will portray a bartending school lad, trying to save the locals from this evil-doer. Filming will began when producers finish cleaning the lint between their toes.

"What's that sizzling sound you hear? Oh, that's merely my deliciously hot and sexy bottom, don'cha know."

"Alright, now who'll bid on a bottle of my spit? All proceeds of this charity auction will go to help squeeing fan girls recover from their swooning."

"No, I haven't forgotten my lines...I just can't remember which one's to say."

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*can't remember s__.

Lemme see, now. Neeps... Tatties... Jelly babies - oh, no I gave those up a few regenerations ago... erm...

"I'm not only wearing these dark glasses to protect my eyes. I'm wearing them in case I happen to see Stavros Flatley with more than just his shirt off."

Filming had to stop temporarily for Doctor Who back in April, when David Tennant made the mistake of sampling the BBC mobile canteen's special donor kebabs, during a 3am tea break.

"I told you to stop smoking Hamlet cigars, now see what happened?"

"Matt Smith is going to get to snog Madonna in the Fifth Series? Damn! I knew I should have renewed my contract!"

"Despite my reputation as one of Britain's sexiest men, I've not always been successful with women.

I told my first girlfriend that I'd go through anything for her. She said, 'Let's start with your credit cards.'"

After BBC Wales crew members spent the night pub-crawling, David Tenant became a member of the entertainment trade union. He spent an afternoon on set back in May, holding up the Tardis prop to keep it from falling over. The rest of the cast was believed to have been kept busy propping up the film crew.

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PS: No insult intended to the real Wales film crew, from what I've read, they're a group of truly hard-working and fantastic people. cheers, Playwrite27

"You've been a very naughty monster, and I'm going to have to take you from behind."

"Cabbie, take us to the nearest McDonald's and step on it! I've got a hot date tonight, and I want to super-size me."

In an effort to push his post-Doctor Who career even further, actor David Tennant has written and recorded his first pop song:

"Ooohh--oohhh...She said she was stung by a bee, could it be, a honey bee--ooohh, to bee or not to bee, I wanna' be your honey bee, oooh, yeah, yeah...."

"Wh-what?!? Matt Smith's been voted sexiest Doctor ever? But...but, he's barely begun filming yet!"

David Tennant experiences a moment of sadness, when Dr Who director James Strong refused to read, Mr. Grumpy's Outing to David, during the tea break.

"Hmmm--think I'll go on holiday to the Grand Canyon this year."

it has been reported that the actor david tennant got so stressed out fom all the fan girls and fan boys that his hair turned grey

"No love, I'm not going to lose a hundred quid calling into this quiz show, I'm sure it's all very honest and aboveboard...and anyway, I'm using your mobile."

"Thank you for calling Lotsa Luck takeaway. To place an order in Welsh, press one. To order in Gaelic, press two, to place your order in Farsi, press three, if you wish to order in English, press four and stay on hold until you die of starvation."

According to a recent magazine interview, David Tennant says he is hesitant about revealing the secrets to his acting techniques, without first consulting the magical gnome living in the bottom of his garden.

"All those fan girls stalking me is driving me to drink...so I th-thought that I'd (hic) nip out of the pub for a second, and than-thank them. Bottoms up, girls!"

It has now been revealed, that when David Tennant was busy on set, flirting with the fan-girls, the director had to use a cardboard standee of the actor, as a replacement..

"OK, if that's really the physic hotline, Billie, why do they need to ask for my credit card number?"

David Tennant, before taking Ducolax

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David Tennant, after:

Rumour has it that actor David Tennant lives very frugally. Here we see proof of that, as Tennant shakes down Alan Carr, in order to collect a few extra pence for the parking meter.

"I dunno' Billie, I still think 'David Twelve-inch' would've sounded a lot hotter."

"I've just had myself a dirty weekend...Glastonbury in the rain."