Roasting David (Tennant)

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"Listen! I'm not just the bloke who plays the Doctor, I'm David Tennant--don't mess with me! I've not had my coffee yet, and I'm constipated this morning!"

Waddya mean "NotBob's got a sexier coat than me"? And who is this NotBob fella, anyways?

"I'm wearing brown because I'm doing adverts for UPS...

...they hired me cos' everyone's always checking out my package."

Here we see a rare photo of actor David Tennant, in his ritual prepping for a take, having his left nipple being squeezed by a balding crew member, for luck.

David Tennant experiences a moment of discomfort, as the Mayor of London and a Prominent MP publicly debate on national television, whether the actor's nickname is truly accurate.

"Oh, look, a shagalicious mini-me. And I shall call you, 'David Ten-millimeter."

"Hmmm--I wonder if I could blog about how much more sexilicious I am, than this bloke sittin' next to me..."

"So you live up to your nickname, then!"--Notbob

"I don't care if you think it will help our performance, I'm not going to play Doctor and Nurse with you!"--Tengirl

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(playwrite27)

"Oh, so I dropped a gut and let loose with a few fecal fluffies, during Cameron's Speech. What's the big deal? Think of it as an editorial comment."

"What's the difference between a fan-girl, and a girl I'm dating? Oh, about 3 or 4 stone in weight, I should think."

"Blimey! When that fan asked if she could have a peek at my lunch box, I thought she only wanted my sandwich!"

"I just wrote my name in the snow....what can I say? I'm very territorial on set!"

"It wasn't me that farted, it was Russell! And, if you think my breath is bad...I better not take off my shoes!"

Poor wee mangy David....

"That magazine says that I went out with two women on the same night last week? What a load of tripe!

...It was really two women and a sheep called Effie. Meh--they never get anything right, these red-top rags!"

"....so, let me get this straight. You're saying that when a bloke plays these pipes, it's a primitive form of Viagra?"

"Jeez--the crew was right...Morrissey really does have a nicer arse then me."

"Maybe you'd better wait to set up this shot, mate! I had the curry for lunch, and the wind is blowin' kind of free, inside here....I think the camera man just fainted."

It has been revealed that David Tennant was hauled before a magistrate recently. A government health and safety spokesman stated that Tennant has become such a hottie, that he was being fined for causing global warming..

"No-no-no! I don't want to go outsde and act in the rain. It'll mess up my deliciously sexy hair!"

"I hardly get any privacy any more, so I thought I might try changing my name again. I was David McDonald, then I became David Tennant...this time I thought I'd go with David McStud."

"Today I'm wearing my outer-space pants. I call them that, cos' my meat and two veg are simply out of this world."

When David Tennant heard that the Dr Who crew was going to toast him, he didn't realize that meant they were giving him breakfast in a hurry.

"I enjoy the horse races, but don't know much about it. I did bet on a great horse yesterday, though...it took six other horses to beat him!"

"I generally try to avoid giving advice to anyone, Freema, but I'll tell you this; Never take both a laxative and a sleeping pill, before bedtime."

"Yes it's true, Billie nick-named me "ten-inch." Ermm--you want to measure my what, with your straw?"

"Yeah, Freema, I think I'm addicted to coffee....I slept last night with my eyes open, this morning I jump-started my car without battery cables, this afternoon I read War and Peace in thirty seconds, tonight I took the stairs and beat the lift to the 20th floor...oh, and Starbucks now owns the mortgage on my house."

"So, now that I'm in this position, can you tell me: does white make my arse look more sexy?"

"2-B or not 2-B?"

"I never know what kind of pencil or pen I should use, to sign these things!"

"When my travel agent directed me to a place in America, where she said there'd be 'lorry loads of hot chicks,' I didn't realize she meant she'd booked me on a tour of Kentucky Fried Chicken."

"Yes, of course I'm gay--my friends will all tell you that I'm often merry and in very high spirits...especially when I'm drinking my whiskey, then I'm very gay indeed."

"No, I've never been homophobic--I love my home very much."

"See? I told you the vindaloo at the Blue Box Cafe was hot!"

"I've noticed that everything has been coming my way, of late....

...that's when I realized that I was driving the wrong way down a one-way street--now if I can just find third gear..."

"No, I never drink and drive...it would be a terrible shame to risk spilling my whiskey."