Roasting David Tennant

To prove he's just as popular with fans as the Beatles, actor David Tennant has recorded his first CD, titled, "Cardiff Road."

Included on the CD, are songs such as, "Baby You Can Drive My Tardis," "All You Need Is Good Hair Gel," "Hello Little Fan-girl," "Here Comes the Sonic Screwdriver," "I Wanna' Be Your Hottie," and "To Know Me is to Love Me."

"Oh look ladies, a sheep with no legs!...Oh wait, sorry. It's only a cloud."

"As Doctor Who, I sometimes got a bit carried away with my character...one day I tried to set my laser printer on stun."

the doctor loved his tardis so much he decided to marry it but was really upset when his sweetheart didnt turn up on the wedding day

"You know Steven, some day someone's going to find those nude pictures of you, me and Mr. T...."

"What??? My Doctor Who hairstyle has been trademarked by the BBC, and I have shave my head before I leave?"

"It's not that I'm old-fashioned or uptight about morality, but personally speaking, I don't like sex when I'm watching films at the cinema....

....the seats are uncomfortable, you spill your popcorn all over, and people complain about all our moaning."

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(Sorry, the pic shown had a bad link. I've put a new pic in this post.)--playwrite27

"I tell you what? Why don't we head back to my flat after filming this scene, and I'll show you what a Time Lord can really do with his sonic screwdriver."

"Oh, memorizing my lines is usually pretty simple. I have a photographic memory, you know...sometimes I run out of film though."

David Tennant has begun filming his next project, as seen in the photo above. The actor will portray a Frenchman who really hates smelly cheese, but then discovers the noxious odour is coming from his own feet. When asked about the project, Tennant said, "I'll do anything for a few pounds."

"You know, I really dislike the general notion that the Scottish are cheap. Oh, hang on a minute, we're coming up on a toll booth....Hello! The bloke behind me is paying, cheers!

Now, where was I? Oh yeah....this stereotype that Scots are thrifty is all wrong."

"I never have trouble getting a date, 'cos I'm not sexist. Yeah, birds hate that. For instance, I'd never dream of calling their knockers a dead heat in a zepplin race, or tell some boot who was a real minger, that she had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."

"Hmmm--did I remember to put clean pants on this morning?"

"Damn! I knew I shouldn't have bought that bargain brand deodarant from Aldi's."

"....handsome, sexy, fashionable, fit and, a total ladies' man--also a fantastic actor!

...Well, enough about me, what about you?"

PRESENTER: Do photons have mass?

DT: Well, that all depends on how long the queue for the loo is..

"Yes, you did spot me out and about in the city last night, I got some new underpants...well, new to me, anyway."

Playwrite27 has noticed that actor David Tennant has his little physical ticks...such as tugging on his ear, and also nipple rubbing...not his own, (ahem) apparently..

"Alright! I admit it, I am wearing strawberry lip gloss. My lips are chapped...and strawberries taste very sexy."

David Tennant shown here, politely waiting his turn for a Cornetto from a Cardiff ice cream vendor....which he gets gratis in exchange for a quick snog with the driver....a 40 year old ex-merchant marine named Murray.

here is david in his new play cleaning the toilet it is said fan girls up and down the country are excited and are paying enourmous amouts of money just to  see him cleaning a toilet for five minutes

Actor David Tennant, known for his sometimes flamboyant mode of dress while out and about in London, prefers to adopt much more casual attire, when entertaining at home.

David Tennant clearly didn't appreciate the joke by a male crew member in the BBC cateen, comparing a certain part of Tennant's anatomy with a soggy chip....

In his own defense, Tennant retorted, "My thumb is not that small!"

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"Shhhh--rehersal can wait a few more seconds, Freema! I've got Paul the Seer on my mobile, and I'm about to find out if I'm going to get lucky Saturday night."

In a recent interview on the Playbhoy Channel, David Tennant ethusiastcially describes his techniques for copping a feel.

"Yeah, you caught me out. I was having my way with a bloke dressed as Bob the Builder inside the Tardis prop...."

After a weekend of pub crawling with his friends, David Tennant bounds on to the set, raring to go, first thing Monday morning.

"Where's the nearest Chinese takeaway? I hate getting cat hair on my clothing, it's so untidy!"

"Damn! I better go to Boots for some Ex-Lax!"

Hollywood producer Emoy Fameiz has signed on actor David Tennant to play the lead in a retro film about the wild and hip Sixties era. The project takes its title from a pop tune from the 1960's, "A Whiter Shade of Pale." The producer says that after viewing the above photo, he couldn't imagine anyone else playing the part.

The film is set around the story of a Scottish sailor who jumps ship in San Francisco, looking for a more exciting life. A flower child slips the sailor some acid, and after his trip, he wakes to find that his chest hair has re-grown itself into the shape of a pansy, which all the hippie boys and girls think is really groovy, in a far-out and happening kind of way.

David Tennant's agent has ordered the actor to get a minder when he goes clubbing, after a snockered Tennant was found leaning near the doorway of ladies loo at the Pink Petunia Club, singing rude nursery ryhmes, and asking women if he could borrow their underpants.

"I've just been voted Tesco's 'Hair Gel Hottie of the Year', what an honour!"
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