Roasting David Tennant

It has been revealed to playwrite27, that on a long road trip, David Tennant likes to lead the coach's sing-a-longs..."A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer..."

PWWWWWWAAAAT! "Ahhh--the pause that refreshes."

"Aw, look at that! Even my nose hairs are sexy!"

Recently on set, actor David Tennant held up production, by asking permission of producers to go to the loo.

Though actor David Tennant would have you believe he has no set plans post-Doctor Who, playwrite27 found out that the popular actor has accepted a position as an adjuct professor at a small community college in northeastern New York, about 180 miles directly north of New York City.

Tennant replied that he really signed on to instruct the class, because it was like getting a free paid holiday. "The college is located within minutes of a large amusement park with five roller coasters, there's beaches on the lakes where I can lose my walli-peeliness and get a proper tan, and, once again, I get paid for snogging girls--lots of girls...and maybe a few boys. What more can any blue-blooded Scotsman ask for?"

"Oh, I have a spot on my sleeve? Thanks for pointing them--erm..it out to me, Catherine." --playwrite27

That... now THAT is one REMARKABLY life-like wax figure!"--saddiscoverer.

I love the way your nostrils flare when you say "Do I look bovvered?"--Notbob

o i see it now. open your eyes now read the first line for me thats it o i think you need glasses--Anyak

"Just checking for 'bats in the cave' Catherine - you have to try and look good when you are on set with someone who is blessed with the good looks, perfect teeth and superb physique that I am. God I lurve me"---Madeiracakeandwine

'Oh Catherine, your beauty is so much that it makes me wanna poke my eye out with this ice cream scoop.'--Londonsdead85

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OK, now it's YOUR turn, group members! (Sorry, I'm experiencing some bugs with my BCUK blogs the past few days--let me know if this pic doesn't turn up)

Playwrite27 has made no bones about the fact that while she thinks he's a blinking fantastic actor, she sees Tennant as just an ordinary looking guy, and doesn't "get" the man's alleged sexual appeal.

Well, now I know. David Tenannt is possessed by the devil. Let's face it: only someone completely demented would have hair like that.

It has been learned by this blog, that actor David Tennant was recently issued with a warning ticket from a policeman, for dangerous driving.

Tennant has paid the fine, apologized, and promised to tone down his wardrobe next time he gets behind the wheel.

It has been reported to playwrite27, that actor David Tennant is upset with the BBC, because budget cuts no longer allow for a buxom female member of the BBC's staff to attend to the actor's--erm, needs.

Some of the staff member's more...mundane duites, were to feed the actor grapes during breaks in filming, cut the crusts off his sandwiches, fasten his trousers, tie his shoelaces, take all the blue M&M's out of his trailer's candy dish, and ensure that Tennant's special bottled water from an artesian well high in the mountains of Paraguy, is kept exactly at a temperature of 5 C at all times.

"No, I'm not showing off my new teeth whitener! I've just had a bloomin' zipper accident!"

"You want me to sign this, "To Ashley, from David 'I'm bigger than John Barrowman,' Tennant? Sure, anything for a fan!"

This is what happens when a celebrity's personal assistant goes on holiday..he did remember how to tie his shoelaces though, apparently.

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Today on surprise appearence on BBC's Breakfast, David Tennant revealed his songwriting abilities, with this rap tune;

"I don't want to see a rat,
I'd much rather sit and chat,
To a girl with big titties,
Who thinks I'm very prety,
I am just a guy from Glasgow,
I'm just a gigolo,
On tele I play the Doc,
The girl's all think I rock,
And for a mere fiver,
I'll show you my screwdriver..."

Friends and co-workers complained about David Tennant's antics, when, after a night shoot in a Cardiff zoo, Tennant then spent all of the next day, doing monkey impressions...non-stop....for 10 hours.

Female members of the crew said that they were not amused by the actor's inferences of what he could do with his, erm--tail--although some of the male crew members professed to be intriqued.

"OMG! They've gone topless....in Starbuck's! Now that's a dream come true!"

"Here, have a bite of my chocolate orange. I nicked it from Sainsbury's this morning...didn't feel like waiting in the queue."

David Tennant is to once again appear as guest on Darren Brown's programme. Here we see a picture of the actor being easily put into the deep sleep of hypnosis, acheived after Brown asked Tennant to watch a televised political speech by MP Daniel Hannan.

I tell you, these new i-phones aren't all they're cracked up to be...

I would like to take a moment to wish all of you who happen to celebrate it, a wonderful Easter this year. It's been roughly 8 or 9 months of daily blogging now, coming up with roasts of DT, and I am always amazed when people tell me how much they enjoy this blog. I don't get many visitors, but I get lots of new and old friends, alike.

Thank you so much for taking the time to join the group or even just stopping by in the course of your day to have a look in, I appreciate it very much. Especially extending a big thanks to my friend Gilraaen over there in Scotland, for being my monitor. You are, each and all, a lovely group of people. Cheers, Nancy G. (Playwrite27)

"Yes, I can now tell you that I have been offered a role in the next Star Trek film, to play an early middle aged Captain Picard, so as you can see by my premature balding, I've already begun preping for the role."

"Nooo--sorry, David. You're breath doesn't smell all minty fresh and sexilicious...it smells more like last night's whiskey and donor kebab."

It has been revealed today that actor David Tennant, and Absolute Radio DJ, Christian O'Connell, were secretly married back in early December.

When asked about whether this means the two celebrites have come out of the closet, O'Connell adds, "Even tho' David's gay and I'm straight, I just couldn't resist his sexual magnetism...what can I say, it's that sensual Scottish accent of his; I just love it when he whispers sweet nothing's in my ear....he's such a tease."

"No, this isn't Russell's script changes. I got bored waiting for them to set up the next shot, and decided to write some Who-porn."

"Pssst---don't tell the fan-girls where I am! A group of them are chasing me, trying to tear my clothes off--which wouldn't be a bad thing...except this is the tour group from Weight Watchers."

"Oh, no! The BBC canteen has run out of sandwiches, and they're sent a runner 'round to the McDonald's drive-thru."

"I really enjoyed the Welsh rarebit I had last night, it's the first time I've ever gone to dinner with a virgin."

"Hmmm--I wonder how he keeps his socks so white? Am I using the wrong laundry soap?"

"Oh no! I'm going blind! I can barely see my hand! What do you mean, take off my sunglasses...? Oh, er. Right, sorry."

"Excuse me, but, I have tell you that you look fantastic in that jumper...it's my favourite shade of pink."

"No, no, Catherine! I didn't say I want man-boobs, I said I envy tan dudes!"

"I'm thinking about becoming a Glasgow porn star...500 quid a film, and I don't have to lurk around phone boxes any longer."

long time no post, sorry been busy, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thought i'd catch up with things around here, if you need to catch up with me quickly contact me on youtube this is my page:

http://www.youtube.com/user/davidtennantfan08

yay!, if you are a member of Youtube message me on there pleeease i'd love to hear from you

NOTE FROM PLAYWRITE27:

Hi, it's lovely to hear from you again, really it is. Welcome back. Please use the "comments" to post messages, though. Posts are for captions, group announcements and fund raiser news only. Cheers!

I only rarely watch youtube, but thanks for the invite, I'll be sure to look you up sometime soon.

Actor David Tennant passed away suddenly in Cardiff today, after reading in the Sun that he was no longer considered the sexiest man in all of Britain, having been ousted from that designation by Russell Brand. It's said that Tennant's ego couldn't stand shock and he keeled over while on set, his last act in this life, breaking something on the Tardis console...again. His agent has no comment.

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APRIL FOOLS! Relax, I'm sure Mr. Tennant is fine, happy, doing well and having a grand time, wherever he may be at the moment. Cheers, NBG (playwrite27)

"How dare you! I'll have you know, that the reason I'm using a driver now, to chauffer me around, has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I can't find third gear...I can get my gear up anytime I want."