"What d'ya mean, why am I wearing my pyjamas? This is a new shirt! Damn, I knew I shouldn't have gone shopping while on those painkillers."
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"Erm--look, that threesome with me, Chris O'Connell and that plumber from Alabama, that was just a dirty weekend, didn't mean a thing...."
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"What? Am I an engaged, gay, naked vegetarian, who does my hair, what's my sign and can you have my e-mail address?"
KMSL :-)