"Hmm-I've read where cow slobber makes an excellent natural hairgel...and, if nothing else, the smell will guarentee me a bit more privacy."
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NOTE: (to answer a couple of inquiries of late about why I said "cow slobber", this is sort of a private little joke on my part. I figured some of my friends would get it--hadn't figured on total strangers reading this. I'd been at my friend's farm, standing in a snowy field on a bitter cold January day, getting licked head to toe by several Holsteins-- and a cow licked my hair, which then instantly froze in a rather trendy-looking style...okay? Mystery solved. Can I go back to my breakfast, now? 
) NG (Playwrite27)
