Roasting David (Tennant)

David Tennant recently was advised to adopt a pet, to help relieve some work-related stress. Because he finds animals untidy, Tennant instead opted to carry around his favourite teddy bear on his shoulder, whom he's named, Mr. Twinkle.

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David Tennant has been signed on to present a new reality programme, to be broadcast from some really boring rural location in upstate New York.

The new show is the brainchild of the producers who brought us such hits as, "Amatuer Proctologists Gone Wild," and "Puking with the Stars."

"Pssst--! Russell! George W. Bush is in the audience. Quick, loan me your boot!"

After seeing the tie he'd put on, David Tennant realized that maybe he shouldn't have tried that funny-tasting mushroom omelet during that brunch at Ozzy's mansion.

"Being that I am a serious actor, I'm a man of many faces. This is my, 'Damn, I've run out of beer, and all I have left is a can of Tizer,' face."

Awwww--but...but, Russell promised me we could use his fluffy leopard-skin handcuffs...and when did they cut the pole dancing sequence?

"Erm--sorry, this is embarrassing, but I think my hand is stuck to my super-hold hair spray. Do you mind doing the scene again?"

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It is rumoured that actor David Tennant will be receiving an undisclosed sum from Absolute radio, after he threatened to remove his trainers while in the studio, unless he was paid more money for his appearences. DJ Christian O'Connell also is said to have gotten compensation from the station, for hazardous work conditions.

Besides auctioning off his bed to charity, David Tennant has also said he will throw in a private demonstration of his secret foreplay ritual.

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"See? This is why I have to have a body guard! I told a fan-girl that I didn't have time to sign any autographs. She was so upset, she super-glued my face to the floor."

"Before I left the show, I wanted to invite some of my mates from Dr Who over to my flat, to try my special stew. But, I didn't have the thyme."